Saturday, July 31, 2010

New part of Phase I

Days ago the result is out
everyone was back in action!

recently, the frequency to listen 你很惨 become lesser, but Ah Ben sot jor, become more frequent
= =

ah ying said duno what am i studying now = =, bio actually la, honestly la, quite sien 1 = =
but for you, you will feel more sien because your MCQ not like mine my, my MCQ so chi gek!!!
- mark 1 if wrong!

Last 7 weeks i learn:
Anatomy & Physiology (解剖学、生理学,知道各种器官的位置和function)
Pathology (病理学,人怎样生病,为什么生病,生病时候细胞的样子)
Cell & Molecular Biology (细胞与分子生物学 = = DNA)
Epidemiology & Public Health (流行病学与公众健康 = =,这个我考试没读也不会Fail)

Coming weeks:
Genetics & Biochemistry
Pharmacology
Anatomy & Physiology
Pathology

我最感兴趣的是 :
Pharmacology
Anatomy & Physiology
Pathology

最怕 or 讨厌:
Genetics & Biochemistry
Cell & Molecular Biology
Pharmacology

I'm very glad that i didnt choose to be a pharmacist!
pharmacology really... @.@
and it make me feel that UEC chemistry... SUCKS = =

昨天和你们去wet,很累(前一天只睡了5 hrs +)
但是还是很开心,我们打cs 时 好像整个CC 都在看着我们,
看到俊汇拿着刀砍死那堆MCP
我就笑到肚子痛 = =
不知道几时才会有这样的机会来这样颠、乱喊、哈哈大笑...

给你们哈哈大笑一下啦:
tie 又歪掉、头发乱乱
那一忽像医生? = =
不过我有 8 gao 腹肌!!!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Here comes the result~!

I Passed!
but not too high score la... 62 ony
highest i forgot how many jor...
but i think i'm in the mode group

the pass score is actually 50, but i set myself to get 60
firstly they got technical error which makes whole class less 4 marks
58... i used up so many time, sacrifise an outing to get this score,
我接受唔到咯...
虽然口里一直说,及格就好,但是心里总有一条刺……
我去年被Mary那种 Kia su 深深地影响到
所以现在一直被人讲我 Kia su = =

下次继续努力啦!
不要讲我noob leh = =

This block we will start learning Pharmacology
which i have said one of the part i interested most in medicine
i think the future my post maybe more informative!

end my post with this nice quote:
Patient who don't take medicine need to recover once!
but patient who took medicine will need to recover twice!
One to recover from disease, One to recover from the medicine!
Sir William Osler

Friday, July 23, 2010

大学第一次考试

Aiyu....
看到我用这个开头,就懂我食粪便了
可能你看我这个post之前,最好先看看以下的video




这个video 在我考试前两晚,俊汇post在我的wall
不要像我那样被那张有 屌 字的图误导,这首歌的歌词,劲啊!
每个人考试时都应该会这样!

由于我们用7 weeks 来读别人用半年来读的东西,
然后一次过考完,相信教授们也不会期望太高,
不过: 难题目 无止境 教授先生 不需要 有人性
我们有些题目,半眼的没看过,可能因为教的人和出题的人不同...
所以就... haizzzz

我们的题型,比统考数学、化学更劲!
因为作答题没得选!有人问“Why”
教授说:“Can you choose your patients in the future?!”
这句话短小精悍!没人反驳得到
还有最畏的地方就是选择题,有扣分制
比如这个问题:
Ahbui:
A是靓仔
B是肥仔
C很自恋
D很有自信
判断 True or False
T:ABCD
F:--

ABCD各一分
可是A 错了 ,所以扣一分,我只得两分
原因:“We Dont want our future doctor to guess thing”
也是一句而已,我们就不用说话了

在说多一次,人生就像RPG
我用maple 来做个比喻,我们得空,可是scroll equipment 来 upgrade
你scroll 100%, 就中定,肯定对了!
30%,错的机率很高,而且会爆!
70%,对的几率很高,但也可能会爆!
请 Ignore 以上5 行 = =

这次的考试……
我可能会Fail,bio 没那么简单
Genomics(DNA related)没那么简单
Cell 没那么简单 (不单只是有哪些organelle)
我真的很怕,也很讨厌,这一门就好象在中华时我对美术、数学的感觉……
我真的需要用一点时间来钻研

还有这段:
還剩低 幾多分秒 人面跟 亂寫的卷對照
連自己 亦都分析不了 執到多與少
腦袋 真的空了 臨場失憶 樓都想跳
明明是有讀了 照出也是死了

不懂为什么往往考试就是这样 = =
haiz...
不过没关系啦!下次考试知道应该怎样准备了
我不要做庸医!!!

最近吃很多零嘴,好像肥了一点 = =

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Skyline 纪念篇

有一条水,我认识了他6年,他今天生日,他就是:


谢谢bui 的照片

看他喊TB喊到酱大声,我就有兴致来解释一下 Tb
Tb is the short form Tuberculosis, caused by Mycobacterium tuberculosis
华文:肺结核、肺痨、咯血病(柴九死的病)
Tb patient will have empty spot on on the chest x-ray, very easy to diagnose,
we already have the Vaccine for it, the well-known BCG, but this vaccine's reliability is decreasing... but this is still the best!
The treatment of Tb require 5 types of antibiotic to prevent resistance
Tb has a cheese like necrosis on the lung............................( this far is u all can understand)

言归正传,这个Tb 去年还得我够惨,
要我生吞猪扒,结果搞到我没有宁日,贱人!
还有!几年前做一个不懂什么 Noob Remix!
不过有时我有困难时,他也会帮我的...

很清楚记得,去年今日,他整天坐立不安
第一次下课、第二次下课...
到放学前消毒的那段时间,他给人凌辱、蹂躏 = =
还有肥皂,还有刘明华拍照!
想到肥皂,我就笑到beh tahan,妈妈也骂我 sot de = =
wa,往事...只能回味

其实我和他的事情,我都不是很清楚了,

只记得初二时候,他真的很 Dai b
初三时,和我、bc、俊汇一起dai b
总之他就是很 Dai b
还有!最记得他被 啊 chuan 抱上来的时候,那个笑声 = =

不过这条水,有时说话的语气会很重,很惹
真的想一拳两拳打他 = =
但是听到《最佳损友》其中一个会想到的就是他了……

生日快乐啦……
朋友!

Friday, July 16, 2010

人· 性

最近在大学跟我最 Fren 的是那个整天在我fb 留言的 Tan Jack Syen
其实我真的不懂他在想着什么,心机很重下,有时好像很Friendly,有时... 不知道啦...
大学的同学不懂怎样讲啦,信任?(好像不是很有),尔虞我咋?(不至于那么严重)
可是开学没两三个礼拜,就出现了一个公敌,90%人都讨厌他,真的不懂为什么……

有时候人性不知道去了哪里

Syphilis (梅毒)
不用我讲都知道这个病怎样来的啦...
在外面搞搞震,结果就天收他lo!
但是偏偏还要累人累物,为了证明他真的中招,
就把从他身上刮出来的东西,打进兔子的睾丸,让它病发!
还贱过黄潍健!!!

Virus Chick inoculation,
为了研究,把孵到将近成熟的鸡蛋,注入 Virus 来研究
人...... haiz...

有些森林里面独有的Pathogen,在一些地方开始传开其实是因为我们去侵犯他们,
他们才会反攻的
那些所谓的探险家,去了一些深山,带了怪病回来,就说那座山有病,要一把火烧掉他,没脑的!!!
AIDS 怎样来? 那些人喜欢吃野味,厨娘煮前一定要宰,有伤口是难免的,然后 HIV 就进去lo
吃饱了,身体某个部分“痒” 就去找厨娘来玩一下,结果就传来传去,抵死!

我得空得空就会来 Update 下我学了什么东西,
纯粹为了分享!其实有很多应该是基本常识,每个人东应该懂
了解自己族群的弱点,预防!
The New Era of Medicine is about Preventative Medicine,
that's why i will sometime ask you all to take a blood test for Antibody test,
if u lack of it, pls go to get the vaccine
1 shot wont be so painful, not like bc said, the needle jap ur bone,
NO!

beisi reli make me feel funny,
"Is there any vaccine for drink 1?"
"Yes, for typhoid fever "
"Hepatitis B?"
i laugh till = =
"Do you wan to drink live virus/ Bacteria or the toxins into your stomach?"
" = ="

maybe next time we got gathering i will explain a little bit if you want to know

As a chinese, pls, get ur Hepatitis B injection, pay less than 80 only i think, and this vaccine need to be follow up every 5 years, so after this session, u can come to find me for 5 years booster edi ^^

Reminder for girls again:
Did you get your cervical cancer vaccine?
go and get it if you dont have it
do screening after 21-year-old,

very 啰嗦 leh me... = =
i'm sitting 1st exam soon, wish me luck pls!
Thx!

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

改正!

这个礼拜学了很多我们的前辈都“错”的东西!
我不要忘记,所以一定要提早记录

This week we got a lecturer from UM to teach us Virology( all abt virus)
this uncle come in and ask:
How many of u wanted to be doctor because of u wanted to help the poor?
non of us raised
"Good! those doctors saying themselves wanted to help the poor either they are liar, or they are vry naive and dumb dumb! " = =

"Doctors are the most selfish people in the world"

"Hepatitis B blood test by lab is RM8, i charged my patients RM120 " = =

"Human papilloma virus vaccine for cervical cancer is Rm180 from dealer, i charge my patient 300--350 "zzz "and this vaccine really less profit" = =

"how? dont think the other things, how many effort u put in your study now? Do you want to earn RM100k---RM200k per month?!"

i know his lecture will surely be very fun. Dont forget UM medical school is the No1 in M'sia, with best lecturers, best facilities, but quite high rate of graduates got sacked because of some mistake...

Rumours of Antibiotic : Antibiotic disrupt the immunity of the human body
Antibiotic is used to treat bacterial infection, but why doctor still give u antibiotic even u have viral infection?
because it was used to prevent Bacterial infection! just to avoid any complication to happen!
(normally our sore throat are cause by viral infection, pain 1--3 days then cured)
(bacterial sore throat will cause fever, so antibiotic is 100% needed)

He said he had never read, heard, saw any side effect of antibiotic! but antibiotic prescription is quite subjective.
just see what the doctor perscripe.
Broad spectrum antibiotic 有杀错,无放过, good and bad bacteria all kill, this doctor is jin yan doctor. This 1 really impaired the body
but narrow spectrum antibiotic reli not that efficient but do less or no harm to the body.

Rumour of Chicken Pox
我们的老前辈都说:
生水痘不要 冲凉、吹风等等
全部都是垃圾!
he still add Dumb Dumb chinese = = (he is a chinese pun)
most 忌 is sweating! it will worsen the pox!

Rumour of Sexual transmitted Disease = =
ok... 有些 Virus 在下面生长,有些在口、脸等等
现在的年轻人都很喜欢婚前检查,
一旦查出老公有 virus 是 ST(sexually transmitted) 的
怎样?!
最后很有可能把下面的 virus 传到上面去 = = (画公仔唔好画出肠)

还有他说 STD 很难避免,he said
"you all imagine la... Will you having a "good time" happily then before u start, u say STOP, get condom 1st! Will you?"
that's why it is a great effort to get rid of it = =

Rumours: 生蛇?
水痘的 Wave 2 就是蛇
而“蛇” 是跟着、沿着Dermatome(皮肤反射区) 生的
我们的前辈说,如果生蛇生到一个圆圈,你就定了
但是...这是不可能发生的
看下下面的图, T1 的后面接的是T2,如果“蛇” 生在 T1 ,就不会去T2了 = =
Then he say chinese dumb dumb again = =



Chinese has 50% rate to get Hepatitis B infection,
Friends, get your injection!
Hepatitis B may lead to Liver cancer****

Chinese are more prone to Nasopharyngeal cancer (鼻咽癌) why?!
research shown because of our favourite 咸鱼 generate Carcinoma
so eat lesser or avoid eating 咸鱼!

Girls, get your cervical cancer vaccine!
Prevention is better than cure!


我不知道还有漏没有,想到的话再 Add-on

Saturday, July 3, 2010

摞命 week 5

怎样摞命?每天没有5.30pm ,不用走!
回到家后……累到不想动... 怎样温习?
不过这个礼拜开始动一动我最喜欢的药理学(Pharmacology)
不过是很肤浅的...
只是介绍几种 Antibiotics 而已
真正的 Pharma 应该也是很大陆嘢的 = =
一大堆的 Mechanism 要读,
其实读来做什么?
懂药效、副作用、服法,不是够了吗?
我发现细菌的 resistance 比人的 adaptation 还要强!
应为有些 Bacteria 在 Antibiotic 出了后很短的时间内,就有 Resistance!
进而逼我们出更贵、更强、更大副作用的 Antibiotic...
有些要RM150 一剂 的 = = 也有 千多块一剂的...
所以,看政府医院啦!
说到医院
医院是一个很恐怖的地方,因为有很多我们看不到的东西...
不是讲鬼 = =
是那些在 遇强越强的Bacteria (nosocomiant)


昨天和一个来自槟城的同学学脚的肌肉,妈的 = = 大概要完的时候
感觉还累过上次做牛 = =
就是这条死人脚
不要看到他,一条嘢酱,
可以拆出十多条东西出来的
我发觉其他州的人连骂人也有点“奇怪”,当读到一个很长的名字
“lateral head of gastrocnemius muscle” (抓小腿后面,动一动脚板,在动那根肌肉就是了!)
他骂了一句很长的“粗口”,不懂什么什么“葡萄籽” = =
而我只“顶”了一下

我班有三个统考生,
一个是 Bintulu ,
一个是 Air Tawar(哪里来的?) ==
而他们一听到中华,就讲我读名校……
他们用华语来考全部科目(除了语文啦!)
真的很 panai !化学用华语... 真的是4896 ==

我发现开始有同学要“放弃” 找后路了!
每天一直听到这些负面的思想,还好也影响不了我!

无人可以教我放弃,我不会放弃!


是不是觉得这句话很熟列? = =
就是那时候风靡全球的

不是大七金 = =

哦!还有!
我们有12条 Cranial Nerve, 脑神经
Olfactory
Optics
Occulomotor
Trochlear
Trigeminal
Abducen
Facial
Vestibulacochlear
Glossapharyngeal
Vagus
Accessory
Hyperglossal

是不是看到都不想背咧?现在谁都可以背!
因为我的 professor 创了一个很 ham sap的方法
不要管那些专有名词,只看着第一个 Alphabet
Oh~~~~~~ Oh~~~~~ Oh~~~~~~~ = =
To ( ) Touch ( ) And ( ) Feel
Very Virgin Green Girl Vege Vagina And Ah~ Hymen Heaven! ! = =
这个方法,只要10~15分钟就能把全部记熟了!
看起来不是很 ham sap wo...
想一想方法来看啦! ham sap zai!^^